but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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