READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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