Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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