C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
worst night to have a conscience
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
