OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm having to shit out rocks
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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