I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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