You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
