I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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