She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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WHAT??
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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