Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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