I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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