Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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