I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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