what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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