He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
babies were throwing up all over the place
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Actions speak louder than pants.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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