Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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