Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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