We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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