I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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