Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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