So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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