There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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