there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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