I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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