i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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