therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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