So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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