is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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