kristin has been a bad kristin
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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