shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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