How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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