where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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