question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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