If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
No subtext here. People are naked.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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