I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he was CRYING into my vagina
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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