So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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