My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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