Buhtt sex?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I am spending my child support on dildos
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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