Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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