I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
