his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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