I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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