You're my little dorito
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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