Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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