we have officially lost it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
