physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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