I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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