Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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