Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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