I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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