ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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