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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.

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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"

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(510): View more from California

I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night

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Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming

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