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this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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