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  • 81 41
    Submitted by kbai on Dec 21, 12 at 6:51pm

    it took me entirely too long to realize he meant a police citation and not "picking up some drunk girl"

  • 78 38
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 21, 12 at 2:10pm

    Well, if you hadn't lifted your leg on the fire hydrant....

  • 70 43
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 12 at 4:07pm

    That is when the dog is walking you.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by liquor_n_front on Dec 21, 12 at 4:22pm

    That's why I leave the wife at home now...