the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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