I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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