small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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